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  Public NO 'OFFICE' TONIGHT. Me so angry!!!!

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  Public Freeways make me sad.

  Oct 2nd Chris U. 2 Replies

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  Public Did I miss the marriage train? Face's from my past on Facebook have a husband/wife in their profile picture. I better find a wife quick.

  Sep 16th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public Listening to Mitch Hedberg...funny dead guy.

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  Public A man with an erection who walks sideways through airport doors is going to Bangkok.

  Sep 13th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public Zune gets wireless store, audiobooks, games, song on radio tag for purchase, and more social. 9/16...yummy.

  Sep 10th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public Life is beautiful! and so are you!

  Sep 7th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public I am currently looking at the minute hand move on the clock at work.

  Sep 6th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public Bianca wanted to be my friend on MySpace. Turns out she's a phony that just wanted me to see her webcam.

  Sep 6th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public HBO doesn't want me to change my channel....Ghost is on. I am so weak.

  Sep 4th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public Heading home from work in 35 minutes. I'll race ya!

  Sep 4th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public Going to claim my free lunch from Round Table pizza near work.

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  Public In a perfect world, I'd be asleep with nothing but glorious things to do tomorrow and still get paid...but that's in a perfect world.

  Sep 4th Chris U. Reply!

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  Public My presidential campaign, to solve gas and immigration crisis. Immigrant powered vehicles!

  Sep 3rd Chris U. Reply!

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  Public On the incredible 60 fwy. Cruise control activated at 8 mph.

  Sep 3rd Chris U. Reply!