Pownce : Note From dburka

So, how about we do our first ever Pownce contest! Come up with the best caption for this photo of Kevin's cat and you'll win either a free pro account or a Pownce tshirt -- your choice. I'm sure you can all do better than Kevin's. We'll pick our favorite in a couple of days. Go for it!

photo by kevinrose

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10 months, 2 weeks ago by Daniel B. - Pro!

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Tom M. replied Nov 26th

"I can haz android instead?"
David R. replied Nov 26th

The cat was rather instructive, "Like I said, you can press any of these buttons, just not the one that says 'neuter'."
James Z. replied Nov 26th

Holy shit. It's Kevin Rose. OMFG, I LOVE DIGGNATION!
Oliver C. replied Nov 26th

I can haz teh mephone. I is seen teh futurez.
Scott P. replied Nov 26th

i only telz u once, iz MY iphone
Wes B. replied Nov 26th

"They called you what? The Dark Tipper? I don't get it."
Cody S. replied Nov 26th

"I can haz unlimited txt?"
Brandy H. replied Nov 26th

"yeah right, you only THINK it's your iphone"
Garrett O. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin....naked....etched in my eyes..."
Ben B. replied Nov 26th

"64 calls to 1-900-HOT- TEAS?! Really Kevin we need to have a talk. I think you have an addiction."
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Kevin B. replied Nov 26th

MacBook Pro $2499.00
Iphone $399.00
Alex Albrecht afraid to take his Iphone back from the cat...... Priceless
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Mathieu T. replied Nov 26th

"Come on kevin it's your mother, pick up the phone!"
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Brandon H. replied Nov 26th

"you no take teh creditz for my kitten hax. kthnxbai"

"oh hai, you haz too much pron, god iz tryin to killz me"
Jeremy F. replied Nov 26th

"Yeah, it's an iPhone. Big deal. Keep moving."
Tom Z. replied Nov 26th

Me? Surfing Kitty Porn? Never...
Gabe M. replied Nov 26th

"I can has SDK?"
Lloyd W. replied Nov 26th

Come on guys, share. I like beer too!
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Ben J. replied Nov 26th

"Who needs this ? Am not an Apple fan, g'mme food.....fool."

Lol cat it doesn't know the valuew of an iPhone ... Poor...
Jason C. replied Nov 26th

"where are the bulldog puppies?!" http://www.flickr.com/...
Brandy H. replied Nov 26th

"Go ahead, walk away, make my day"
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Steven G. replied Nov 26th

"kittel no scratch iphone. look! no pawz" or..
"i has a reflectunz...!"
:P
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Mr. Barky von S. replied Nov 26th

He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.
Stephen P. replied Nov 26th

"I wait for your call. Why U not phone mah?"
or
"I not scratch screen, promise"
Randy M. replied Nov 26th

"Yes Lord...I see the bright light"
Randy M. replied Nov 26th

I like pussy...cats.
Natalie G. replied Nov 26th

Oh hai... ur iFonz iz safe. I can haz my legs back now?
Mr. Barky von S. replied Nov 26th

Meh? Super variety buhket? Delivery? 3rd tihm thiz week?
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Jevon M. replied Nov 26th

"I thinx I hatchd it"
Bruce C. replied Nov 26th

You paid how much for the iPhone? Do you know how much kitty litter that would have bought?
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Alexis C. replied Nov 26th

One of the following:

O HAI. I JALEBRAKD UR IFON. NOW IT IBRIK.
UR IFON IZ NICE, BUT I WATE FOR 3G.
IFON GESTUREZ R GOOD, BUT I NEEDZ OPPOZABLE THUMBZ FOR PINCH.
IFON CRASH TEST COMPLEET. RESULT: FAIL. IT DOORSTOP NOW.
I CAN HAS IFONE SDK, GPS, AND 3G SUPPORTZ? KTHXBAI.
YOOTOOB NOT HAZ KITTY PR0N. :(
DIS IFONE IZ NICE, BUT I HAS TMOBILE CONTRAKT.
Daniel R. replied Nov 26th

Kitty quickly realized he had made a mistake by trading in his two front legs for an iphone to impress the neighbors!
Andrew L. replied Nov 26th

"Hmmm.... I guess I'll touch it........ Meow! What did it do to me! LOOK AT ME! I'M JUST STARING UP TO THE CELLING! KEVIN!!"
Kalob R. replied Nov 26th

"Can we crack this one too, Kevin?"
Ryan K. replied Nov 26th

Watch as I make the mortal pay attention to me.
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Michael K. replied Nov 26th

Shit......more beer!!!!!!!!!!!
Steven G. replied Nov 26th

"applez did has a flavor, these r bad applez? " :)
Rick B. replied Nov 26th

'I wanted a Nokia'
Ann B. replied Nov 26th

Ah, not again! One too many beers on the show...you can't handle your iphone right now.
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Robert H. replied Nov 26th

"I Pownced your iPhone!"
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R H. replied Nov 26th

"I fix ur br0ken ifonz fer cheezburger?!"
Nicholas B. replied Nov 26th

If you answer my riddle correctly, I will give you eternal jailbreak.
If you answer incorrectly, you will be stuck with AT&T for the rest of your life.

What walks on four legs at dawn, two legs at noon, and three legs at dusk?

If you don't want to answer, I'll go ahead a keep the iPhone...
On second though. Bugger off!

My iPhone!
Eric T. replied Nov 26th

"So where's this 60 million?"
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R H. replied Nov 26th

Haha,

Ok. Alexis Cordova's captions are hilarious!
Cody C. replied Nov 26th

I can haz iBrik?
Steve E. replied Nov 26th

'Im sure it is alot easier for you, Mr. opposable thumbs!"
Matt D. replied Nov 26th

O NOOOZ!!! RIA-AY IZ HEER! QWIX, HYDZ HTE LAPTOPZ!
Steven V. replied Nov 26th

Touch the iPhone and I hairball it.

It's all MINE! Muahahaha!
Gary C. replied Nov 26th

When you said you had some pussy on your phone I thought you meant....................
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Mr. Barky von S. replied Nov 26th

@JamesZ; That is EFN funny. You should win.
Nick D. replied Nov 26th

"Nan Porter said that 'if cats could talk, they wouldn't' but what Nan couldn't know is that cats love text messages"
Stephanie b. replied Nov 26th

More Beer, Plz.
Mr. Barky von S. replied Nov 26th

This is not the phone you are looking. Waves tail.
.Jeff D. replied Nov 26th

Cat: I will claw your eyes out for this Iphone. What, you don't think I'll do it? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FACE OF CAT WHO'S JOKING!
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Jake B. replied Nov 26th

"It's a good thing I still have all nine lives!"
Dave P. replied Nov 26th

I don't know how the scratches got on your screen?
Wolfman- K. replied Nov 26th

Icanhazbashaircuttoo?
Chris M. replied Nov 26th

I can hax0r iPhonez
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John F. replied Nov 26th

"They lowered the price HOW much? Store credit plz"
Trevor C. replied Nov 26th

"I waited 17 hours outside one of those damned Apple Stores, just to get this iPhone. There's no way you're taking it from me now!"
Darryl B. replied Nov 26th

Ya think I'm gonna give up the phone for that stinkin' little treat...

how bout the remote?
Steven G. replied Nov 26th

'I kleaned yer screenz cuz I used mah nose! I is good kittel..."
Kevin D. replied Nov 26th

WILL U HACKZ MY IPHONE?
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Jeff M. replied Nov 26th

"Scratch prevention shield you say? Where's the fun in that?"
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Peter R. replied Nov 26th

"Just try to touch my Touch and I'll have your finger for lunch"
Shaun B. replied Nov 26th

The dog did it!
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Marc M. replied Nov 26th

No iPhone, unless you bring me meat!
Ryan S. replied Nov 26th

"Today, Kevin's iPhone. Tomorrow, the WORLD!!!111one!!!"
Nick V. replied Nov 26th

Iz jailbreakz ur izphone?
Brian S. replied Nov 26th

SHIT! Digg is down!
Why is there an off switch for Digg on your iphone Kevin, WHY!!!!
Lynda D. replied Nov 26th

-"I peed on it. It's mine."

or

-"Kittel tries to look sweet after surreptitiously changing Kevin's wallpaper to a money shot from 2 girls 1 cup."
Ben C. replied Nov 26th

"Apple forgot to mention that opposable thumbs was a system requirement".
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Rob V. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin told his cat that the i-phone attracts the ladies."
Mark F. replied Nov 26th

"Go away! I is texting hot pussy"
Phillip C. replied Nov 26th

Step 1) wait until Diggnation is recording
Step 2) pounce when they're least expecting it
*bonus for beer spillage!!!
Step 4) make lots of money
romain g. replied Nov 26th

"Dude ! guess what ! I just dugg myself !"
Matt M. replied Nov 26th

Give me catnip or I'll piss in your shoe again, ya thats right, remember time you went into work and everyone kept telling you they smelt cat piss, that was me buddy!
Auggie M. replied Nov 26th

He look I'm the pope
Anto R. replied Nov 26th

"That fly is totally fucked"
Joe A. replied Nov 26th

that's my iphone!!
Saayed A. replied Nov 26th

"uh, why do i have to be lolcat *weeps* ?!"
zach s. replied Nov 26th

So if you give me 3 of those Pownce treats, I MIGHT give you your iPhone back..
Jason K. replied Nov 26th

Worst cat gloves EVER!
Kevin D. replied Nov 26th

I upgraded your laptop to Leopard, unlocked your iPhone, organized all of your Garbage Pail Kids, and set your Tivo to record reruns of Dawson's Creek. Anything else, boss?
Lynda D. replied Nov 26th

Kevin tries to join together the powers of his two most potent "babe-magnets".
Craig R. replied Nov 26th

Do you mind i'm on the phone... RaWR
Tim S. replied Nov 26th

Why were you searching "spay/neuter?"
Drew J. replied Nov 26th

"Do you need to use the phone?"
Jay T. replied Nov 26th

Oh, noes! Ceiling cat has cawt me!
Manny R. replied Nov 26th

uh kevin is that uh.. oh no... what.. jeez.. what are you... she is not that flexible..
Rich B. replied Nov 26th

"I can screw AT&T?"
mitchell t. replied Nov 26th

My God, my owner nude...and I thought the iPhones harddrive was small!
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Chance C. replied Nov 26th

You can have the remote back, but the iPhone is mine!
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Jean-Pierre P. replied Nov 26th

"Meoww I need to Pownce, I should ask, Kevin ? Meoww !? (=^.^=)"
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Geoffrey B. replied Nov 26th

"I want to love touch, but deep down I still crave a good mouse."
Alexis C. replied Nov 26th

new one:
O HAI KEVUN ROZ. U SED IFON WUD HAV SLIDE-OUT KEYBORD AND SWAPABUL BATURY. U FAIL!
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Jonathan C. replied Nov 26th

Kevin, you just got text from Daniel. It says im adopted, wai?
Ken W. replied Nov 26th

"I love to play with Alex's balls"

"What, no Modest Mouse playlist"

"I see dead Tech TV hosts"
Alex B. replied Nov 26th

All your iPhone are belong to cats.
Tim B. replied Nov 26th

You want me to drink THAT beer?
Ian P. replied Nov 26th

iPhone cat is watching ceiling cat, watching the iPhone
Erik P. replied Nov 26th

"ur phone. i bricked it."
amber a. replied Nov 26th

Don't you love me anymore Kevin? It's either me or the iPhone; you choose!
Ward M. replied Nov 26th

I didn't do ANYTHING to Alex's PC!!!
amber a. replied Nov 26th

Hey Alex, can I lick your nipple?
Keith S. replied Nov 26th

Please god not another pinwheel of death!!!
Nikole Z. replied Nov 26th

"idk my bff jill"
Liz M. replied Nov 26th

I gotz the iPhone and the remote, now give me a beer
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Eric W. replied Nov 26th

"Interrupting podcasts, Crazy acrobatics, and terrorizing Alex since 2007"
Scott T. replied Nov 26th

iCat
Stefan M. replied Nov 26th

"Touchpad? Na! Not working. Gimme a mouz!"
Tim R. replied Nov 26th

I'm posting this photo of myself by hacking this IR remote to control Front Row on my MacBook Pro which then ssh's into my iPhone, snaps the picture and then uploads it to my owner's flikr account.
Turtle B. replied Nov 26th

If one more person says LOL, I'll make Dan Huard speak in public again.
Mike K. replied Nov 26th

"this iphoenz is insufficients :< "
Joanne T. replied Nov 26th

I <3 Kevin for his iPhone!
Cris W. replied Nov 26th

"Purrrrdy"
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Dan D. replied Nov 26th

OH HAI! IZ PONDERIN WHY REMOTE AND IFONEZ DON'T WORK TOGEVER
Richie C. replied Nov 26th

"What's the deal with the hair?"
Derek W. replied Nov 26th

Wow! Look at that pile of money! Weeze rich!
Tomy T. replied Nov 26th

"Do you really think your little i-toy makes you the more advanced species? Have you seen what I can cough up at will?"
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Michael S. replied Nov 26th

Caption:

Introducing KatBlocker1.1.2! Protecting you from embarrassing drunk dialing one iPhone at a time.
Monika B. replied Nov 26th

"King in the castle! king in the castle!"
Aaron D. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin my iphone says the weather is fine in LA, Book the Flight!"
Herb G. replied Nov 26th

Kittle...the Apple Fancat!
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Alex G. replied Nov 26th

10.6 (Kittel)
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"iPhone 2 to come with iCat"
Travis S. replied Nov 26th

I can haz pownce on mi fone?
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"What do you mean I have to stick with AT&T?"
Augua F. replied Nov 26th

No Kevin I didn't lick your phone, and I have no idea why your face smells like my crotch...
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"iPhone, the ultimate pussy magnet."
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Corey H. replied Nov 26th

"Boy, I sure do miss Alex sleeping here on the couch. I haven't been able to pownce on him in weeks".
Nat W. replied Nov 26th

"Human pleaze. iPhone tis only for teh kittie."
Pedro F. replied Nov 26th

" I wonderz whats like to win"
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"You with fingers, slide to unlock I say"
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Natalie P. replied Nov 26th

"reallyz? broke it again? no moar iphone for you. it minez."
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"Meow, Kevin don't leave me, FIRE!"
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Jamie C. replied Nov 26th

My Apple stock keeps going up and up and up......
Perry S. replied Nov 26th

MEOOOOWWW! An iPhone for me?
....
Oh, stupid owner.
Tim J. replied Nov 26th

Rupert Murdoch said what?!?
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Tim M. replied Nov 26th

Sushi? No I haven't seen your Sushi.
John B. replied Nov 26th

I can has dis kybrd it funkshunz az presur point messagez!
Thomas W. replied Nov 26th

"Dude, I invented the friggin iPhone. Have you heard of it?"
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Kayla T. replied Nov 26th

"O hai Kevin I haxed ur new iPhone. No more droppage k?"
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Luis G. replied Nov 26th

"Sorry, I brickeded it"
Jon R. replied Nov 26th

"After Kevin's repeated attempts to unlock his iPhone, his cat manages to unlock it and gain dev root access."
Brendan R. replied Nov 26th

O, haiz, sry i buzy, cant play now. I iz gurdin mai jesuz fone
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Ben M. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin, the internet just called, they want your hair back"
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Charlie F. replied Nov 26th

"You sold me but you're staying on as director of cat operations?"
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Shree M. replied Nov 26th

"I'm sorry Kevin, you'll always be just my fan!"
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"I pownce on phone."
Alex G. replied Nov 26th

"It'z funnier to mezz wit Alex"
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"Pligg?"
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"You're using me as a contest?"
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Shree M. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin is a fan of: me" And that's all he'll ever be... (meow)
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Cameron H. replied Nov 26th

"Holy crap! The is honestly the tastiest food item i have EVER seen you eating! Like EVER EVER! It looks even better than the small birds in the garden. Oh my GAWD! You MUST let me try some!!!"
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Pamala O. replied Nov 26th

"Give me the catnip or the iPhone gets it!"
MikeonTV . replied Nov 26th

"Mah submishun iz at teh top ov teh upcomin paig"
Nathan W. replied Nov 26th

You can has iPhone when I can has Digg Images.
Mark H. replied Nov 26th

Apple's latest iPhone accessory - the iFeline, a little kitty for the pretty.
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Alex G. replied Nov 26th

"This is an acceptable payment. I shall continue security measures for another month."
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Iva S. replied Nov 26th

Gee whiz Kev! I told you not to spill anymore beer on the couch! I'll get you for that when you're shooting the next DiggNation.
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"iPhone, so simple even cats can use it"
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"Better not post this on Flickr"
Preston S. replied Nov 26th

"kevin, Put your pants back on"
Nigel P. replied Nov 26th

R you sure those are ur nipplz?
Dean T. replied Nov 26th

"Back off, iControls now"
Amadeus D. replied Nov 26th

Oh hai! just called nigerya, we gets lots monies soon!

(not that original, I know :( )
Joshua S. replied Nov 26th

ZOMG... Did you just puke on alex's couch?
Tarik M. replied Nov 26th

Dawg, you broke another iphone? And you got opposable thumbs. What a pussy.
Rowald R. replied Nov 26th

It runs a new version of OS X...codename "Tabby"
Timothy A. replied Nov 26th

Whats this POS in front of me for?
Drew B. replied Nov 26th

What do you mean this isn't a Mouse?
Silky S. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin why do you have that Key Board behind your back............OMG I'm about to be HOME ROWED!"

http://video.google.co...
Radoslaw M. replied Nov 26th

Can I haz ur yPhone?
Ankit P. replied Nov 26th

"Go ahead, walk away, make my day"
Steve W. replied Nov 26th

Wait a minute, that's no Kitty Treat!
Konstantino K. replied Nov 26th

I'm in your iPhone, stealing your...
...What the hell, I just thought it was warm.
Amadeus D. replied Nov 26th

teh depfth persepshunz, I haz it!
Everett B. replied Nov 26th

Spirits begone, one push of the button and ghostbusters is on your ass.
Bobby C. replied Nov 26th

"Kevin, will you sign my iPhone?"
Augua F. replied Nov 26th

*shocked* "Noz Keven, Iz likez your nu hairz cut..."
Olivier A. replied Nov 26th

"What ? It not my TV remote ?"
Mason B. replied Nov 26th

im in ur phone, hakin ur osx
Sean R. replied Nov 26th

"OH LAWD IS DAT SUM CATNIP?!"
Brandon H. replied Nov 26th

Please take me on a walk.
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John F. replied Nov 26th

You want me be an Apple fanboy what the...
I am going to live with Alex.
filthy s. replied Nov 26th

Feed me now uman bitch !
Daniel M. replied Nov 26th

I CAN HAZ POWNCE PRO ACCOUNT?
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Carolyn S. replied Nov 26th

My three entries:
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IZ NICE THX
BUT IZ NOT MAH BUCKET
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OH HAI!
I CAN HAZ KATNIP?
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IPHOWN
I HAZ IT
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Awesome idea, guys!
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Nick B. replied Nov 26th

iKitty: The perfect accessory for the pretentious Mac fan on your holiday list!
Adam L. replied Nov 26th

Kevin, give me a Pounce treat! That worked out really well last time...
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Iva S. replied Nov 26th

Stop spending so much time with this iPhone! Spend more time with me! I don't have internet or email, but you didn't have to do a DiggNation outside to get me.
Tim F. replied Nov 26th

I have a few:
So...the house is on fire, and you want me to do what?!
I'm just checkin' my stocks dude!
What?! That cost me 50 cents?!
Where's Alex, I like jumpin' on his face.
Just try and take it, see what happens punk!
Where is hair???? Hair is gone????
Adam D. replied Nov 26th

"I will take the one on the right as well..."
Mike L. replied Nov 26th

I can has Alex leg?
I'm on Kevin's iPwn, making Prager a fan!
shh, don't tell Kevin I jailbroke his iPhone.
Mr. Barky von S. replied Nov 26th

I haz iPhone now and NOTHING will stand in my way. Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into Megatechtroniums' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!
Marc M. replied Nov 26th

I want an endless supply of Pounce Treats, and my own show before you can have your iPhone back.
Israel A. replied Nov 26th

"Wow! is Leah in the Maxim cover ?"
Robert G. replied Nov 26th

Here's mine:

"Maybe if I try to look more cute, Kevin will pet me as much as he does his iPhone"

and

"If he reaches for that phone instead of to pet me, he'll pull back a bloody stump!"
Alisha G. replied Nov 26th

"How do you expect me to use this? That's it, I'm taking your gift back!"