I'm so hungry right now. But I can't cook because I just narrowly escaped setting my kitchen on fire. Yep, that's right, bright star that I am I set a pot of water to boil on the stove... and forgot all about it. I don't even know how much later it was I heard a strange sound, and then I smelled it, the smell of metal burning and cracking.
Now I'm afraid to use the stove anymore tonight.