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Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous


10) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
9) Your firstborn is named Dotcom.
8) You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
7) You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment.
6) You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5) You find yourself typing ''com'' after every period.com.
4) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3) You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
2) You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
1) Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.

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3 months ago by Julie G. - Pro!

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    Stephen K. Stephen K. replied Jul 12th
    Excellent.
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    Greg B. Greg B. replied Jul 27th
    Wow. This is amazingly thorough, right down to circadian rhythms and bodily functions. Scary.

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