paper COVERS rock :)

Truth.

Do you dare question the Law?

paper launches a campaign of ghandi like non-agression against the rock until it relents

It doesn't matter, Chuck Norris beats paper & rock.

I couldn't help myself =P.

paper has a contract printed on it with rocks signature saying that the undersigned shall relinquish all duels with rock

I found the solution a little while back. Check out the graphic at the bottom of this post....

http://www.asktheadmin...

Because something has to beat rock. Otherwise, the game wouldn't be near as fun.

All I know is that federal judges in Florida understand the logic.
http://money.cnn.com/2...

The penis mightier for $400.

Rock should sue Paper for false imprisonment.

It's an age old question that has baffled philosophers. Perhaps some questions are best unanswered.

Covers it...and suffocates the poor thing =[

it tickles the rock to death

You should see the Demetri Martin stand up bit about that.
I think he suggested rock, dynamite with cuttable wick, scissors

Paper beats rock because it's paper, and well........ Go ask your mother.

I never would question the laws of nature and all that is right in the world...you are the foretold "Brave One"

Paper hugs the rock to death.

Or else Paper sheds its skin while surrounding the rock, and then breaking the rock via its time-defying capability by spraying it with water and acid, turning the remains of the rock into powder, adding more water and a little yeast to make it fit the mold and then remove its shell (which was created by the already-shed skin).

The paper poses as a rock until the next round. If paper, the mock-rock's sharp edge (created somehow in ^that process) is revealed and it totally pwns the paper until it's confetti. If scissors, mock-rock it to death. If a real rock (not a paper-covered mock-rock), then all is doomed and the mock-rcok with either kill itself or kill its opponent. The latter is more popular. But how do we know?

(Wow, that was a lot longer than I had anticipated. This is going in my Xanga.)

i always had this question, myself...

suffocation

I'm on rocks side