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Wesley J.

25-year-old bloke  USus

I'm a left-handed color blind only child. I have straight teeth. I am deformity free.

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    Public Thinking of making filet mignon and mashed potatoes tonight. I just have to go to the store to get the meat......damn......laziness.......overwhelming....but....hunger...strong..........

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    Public Are earbuds made of antimatter? because they seem to disintegrate on contact with matter. Why can't I find earbuds that last and don't fall apart?

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    Public One time, I was checking out an ijustine video and I took a gander at the comments. Some of the evil ones made me laugh, so I thought I would go through the comments and just pick out the amusing mean ones. As a disclaimer, I should say I don't hate ijustine. She is nice and pretty. I just find peoples hateful, sexist, rude, dirty, insensitive comments amusing (who ...

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    Public I was cleaning my room and throwing away useless papers that were cluttering the place up, when I came a cross a hallmark card that said, "Thinking of you" on the front. I thought hmm who was thinking of me(a little excited of course). When I opened it up, it was not a hallmark card, but a cleverly disguised Geico ad. I'll admit I was a little bummed ...

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    Public Do you write down ideas for pownce posts? Or do you just post things right as they come to you? Is it a mix of the two?

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    Public What do you put on your toast? I prefer welchs grape jelly. If that's not available, I'll go with butter. I might use strawberry jam, if they wouldn't use those mushy strawberry chunks. I hate those mushy chunks. I don't like them in yogurt and ice cream either.

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    Public I saw this awesome knife on digg. Freddy Krueger needs this in finger form.

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    Public Have you ever soaked a cork?

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    Public Saw a funny thing at home depot today. A guy had a bicycle with the basket on the front and in the basket he had two inflated dolls. One was Superman and the other was wonder woman. He tied them together so wonder woman was bent over and superman was fucking her. I found it amusing.

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    Public Saw a car with an ad for "Adventure bootcamp for women" on the side. I had to look it up to find out how adventurous it was. Turned out it wasn't very adventurous.

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    Public I was just thinking how awesome elementary school PE class was. We did things like bowling, hula hoop battles, dodgeball with nerf balls, square dancing, juggling, playing with that round parachute thing, jump roping, volleyball and a bunch of other cool stuff that I cant remember. Do you remember your elementary PE experience?

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    Public My first Pownce note

    !wrushj says: If you want to see a laughably bad movie, watch The Marine with John Cena. Watch it with a friend to enhance the laughter.

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    Public When I friend someone on here, I never know what to say in the message box. I usually just put in a tongue twister for fun. Like this one-
    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's ...

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    Jul 16th Wesley J. 4 Replies Forward

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    Public I hate that these are used to kill people but they are soooo cool. There should be a place where you can shoot these at targets for fun. Unfortunately,it costs thousands per rocket so you would have to be rich.

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    Jul 16th Wesley J. 4 Replies Forward

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    Public Recipes really aren't geared for single people. They all assume you are feeding a family of 5 who eat large portions. There should be a show on the food network that shows you how to cook for 1.

    Jul 15th Wesley J. 4 Replies Forward